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‘Wanted: Lion Tamer’
I think I need a life coach. I know I’m not a wild child, probably just a restless soul. I want too many things, all at the same time. When I’m perked up, my mind gets lots of crazy ideas, making me less focused and goal-disoriented. It would really help if someone controls me.
This life coach can get mad at me and drag me to school if I am tardy for class. Or shred my laptop into pieces if I spend more time in Tumblr instead of reading lessons. Or intravenously inject Bacardi 151 if I binge on alcohol again. Or tell me I can be anything I want if only I push myself harder. Or remind me that’s it’s okay to take risks and make mistakes, as long as I’m able to stand by those decisions and take charge. It’s as simple as that, hahaha. 
It’s not that serious, if you’re thinking I might be needing a shrink, ‘cause I know I don’t fall under any psychiatric disorder. Trust me, I’ve already verified this with DSM-IV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders from the American Psychiatric Association), hahaha (Check your psychiatric status. Sorry, these are things we learn in class.).
Any thoughts? Tumblr ask me > http://robirobster.tumblr.com/ask or Twitter DM > http://twitter.com/#!/robirobster . I’d like to hear from you. :)

‘Wanted: Lion Tamer’

I think I need a life coach. I know I’m not a wild child, probably just a restless soul. I want too many things, all at the same time. When I’m perked up, my mind gets lots of crazy ideas, making me less focused and goal-disoriented. It would really help if someone controls me.

This life coach can get mad at me and drag me to school if I am tardy for class. Or shred my laptop into pieces if I spend more time in Tumblr instead of reading lessons. Or intravenously inject Bacardi 151 if I binge on alcohol again. Or tell me I can be anything I want if only I push myself harder. Or remind me that’s it’s okay to take risks and make mistakes, as long as I’m able to stand by those decisions and take charge. It’s as simple as that, hahaha. 

It’s not that serious, if you’re thinking I might be needing a shrink, ‘cause I know I don’t fall under any psychiatric disorder. Trust me, I’ve already verified this with DSM-IV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders from the American Psychiatric Association), hahaha (Check your psychiatric status. Sorry, these are things we learn in class.).

Any thoughts? Tumblr ask me > http://robirobster.tumblr.com/ask or Twitter DM > http://twitter.com/#!/robirobster . I’d like to hear from you. :)

‘Wanted: Lion Tamer’

I think I need a life coach. I know I’m not a wild child, probably just a restless soul. I want too many things, all at the same time. When I’m perked up, my mind gets lots of crazy ideas, making me less focused and goal-disoriented. It would really help if someone controls me.

This life coach can get mad at me and drag me to school if I am tardy for class. Or shred my laptop into pieces if I spend more time in Tumblr instead of reading lessons. Or intravenously inject Bacardi 151 if I binge on alcohol again. Or tell me I can be anything I want if only I push myself harder. Or remind me that’s it’s okay to take risks and make mistakes, as long as I’m able to stand by those decisions and take charge. It’s as simple as that, hahaha. 

It’s not that serious, if you’re thinking I might be needing a shrink, ‘cause I know I don’t fall under any psychiatric disorder. Trust me, I’ve already verified this with DSM-IV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders from the American Psychiatric Association), hahaha (Check your psychiatric status. Sorry, these are things we learn in class.).

Any thoughts? Tumblr ask me > http://robirobster.tumblr.com/ask or Twitter DM > http://twitter.com/#!/robirobster . I’d like to hear from you. :)


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